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Lester, be sure to include a small expla nation of how your writing is not meant to offend or hurt anyone. How to be a Nerd

You will need: Glasses Dress shirt boots (optional mushroom cut Pants that go up to your third rib Belt That says "Nerd In the House" Textbooks (Math, Science, etc.) Buck teeth

1.) Pull your pants up to your third rib 2.) Put your belt on the says "Nerd in the house" 3.) Put your dress shirt on and tuck in it 4.) Put your glasses on 5.) Put on your shoes or boots on
 * How to be dressed like a nerd **

**What to do to be a nerd** 1.) Walk and run like a dinosaur 2.) Study your textbooks (math,science,social studies etc. etc.) when you come home from school untill u fall asleep Your use of slang takes away from the meaning and clarity of your writing. Use proper English: "you". 3.) Study for fun 3.) Do not go out for recess, stay in 4.) Do not play sports 5.) Join the chess club 6.) Be smart 7.) Study computers 8.) Have tea parties 9.) Hand your projects early 10.) Be a goody-twoshoes 11.) Whenever you talk, say big words that even university teachers don't even know 12.) Be a teachers' pet 13.) Be fast at typing and don't look at the computer and use huge words 14.) When you laugh, you snort 15.) Love school 16.) Hang out with other nerds 17.) Get bullied 18.) Make 23424234234234 websites 20.) Talk fast and talk with the tone of a little girl 21.) Talk in perfect grammer 22.) Go to university math class starting at six years old. 23.) Act gangster-like 24.) Use horrible hand gestures 25.) Eat geekburst, not starburst 26.) Listen to blues or classic music and act like your dancing gangster way 27.) Have a secret code to talk to each other (nerds) like You:343242342423 Another person: 2343324325453453535353454333544 28.) Know how to hack computers 29.) Do not swear 30.) change you name to a nerdy name:example: Jacky_134_3300_(bigword)

Now per haps you could add that being smart and using big words or studying is not necessarily nerdy, but a good investment in your future!!